In which Barney is [not] Neil.
|—||Tom Robbins (via feellng)|
I was on Facebook and I realized, I don’t hate Facebook… I hate people.
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
imagine getting married
after many months of planning, you’re standing at the altar with your significant other in a beautiful room filled with all of your friends and your family
and every single person in that room over age 10 knows you’re getting laid tonight
this was beautiful
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